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Even when the UK dont win.
Most of you guys sung in English.
So technically,
we still win.
Yeah.
do you think engelbert has gone home?
graham norton (via shesastrangelittleboy)
every person ever: aw i love england haha tea ooh bloody hell ha
every person ever: wait i'm not voting for you no be bottom of the table
It’s like Europe mock us by speaking our language and fitting to our timezone and still giving us no points.
BASTARDS.
I was going to mock your lipstick shade, but not any more.
Ireland are so off my Christmas card list.
dont be sad uk just remember that america has 0 points
the only reason the other countries aren’t voting for us is because they’re jealous.
because we are the United Kingdom.
That’s right, a Kingdom.
the only reason the uk are last is because we like to be polite, and will therefore allow you to go first, and shall attend patiently behind because we have manners
